Friday, December 21, 2007

Our Media is Horrible

Why oh why is everything negative these days? Global warming this, war losing that, impending recession, bad housing market....WTF? Can't they tell the truth? Do they check sources anymore?

The housing market is not in "Dire Trouble". 94% of mortgages are paid on time! 94 frickin' %! A mere 6% of the population made some poor choices and/or did not read the fine print and are defaulting on their payments. Hardly enough to cause an economic implosion like the "pros" are predicting.

Look at this article: Spending As you can see, they point out people are buying more than the naysayers predicted, yet still have to put the slant of a possible recession next year. Even though jobs are up and still growing!

The media (ABC) flat out refuses to report good news from Iraq. They claim that the HUGE DECREASE in violence and death is not news, yet say any violence that does happen is news. What the hell?

It seems the liberal drive by media and most democrackheads want a recession, and want us to lose the war. They claim they are for the people, but it seems more likely they are for their political power.

It is time for the silent majority to start speaking out. We are sick of all the politically correct labels, misinformation from the media, and the few talking for the many.

If any rich business minded types would like to start a National Newspaper that speaks the truth, and reports on how things really are contact me. I would love to start one up.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

WTF TIME?

So TIME Magazine declared Putin man of the year. Are you frickin' kiddin' me? The guy is KGB just itching to get the cold war started again. Besides his anti US attitude, ballet fixing, and his push to turn Russia back to communism what isn't to like about him?

And Gore was a consideration? What did he do besides propagate one of the biggest lies of the century? I guess all these global warming fanatics forget that it was only about 10 years ago the same scientists that are claiming global warming used to claim the Earth was COOLING. I remember being in the Air Force and the big news was we were "in a mini ice age" and that was why things were so cold and why the weather patterns were all messed up. I have two words for ya, GRANT MONEY.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Nutjob Muslims!

You know, I always thought the hardcore Christians were the looniest until I discovered how fanatical the Muslims were. They now want to execute a teacher because she let her students name a teddy bear Mohammed!
The funny thing is once again it is the voice of the minority that is making a racket. Shut up already!

Now isn't
Mohammed one of the most popular names for a Muslim? So it is ok for a person to be named that, but not a stuffed animal? That seems a little hypocritical to say the least. I think they just want to kill an "Infidel" because these people are nothing more than animals. Us Infidels should be more like young Vader. He realized the Sand People were like animals, and he put them down like animals, as we should too.

So what am I going to do about this weird situation going on in Sudan? I've already started. I bought two stuffed PIGS and named one Allah and the other Mohammed. I kick them and fart in their general direction whenever the urge strikes me.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Back in Touch


Well I had an interesting weekend. One of my good friends from my military days got in touch with me, and through him I was given contact info to my other two close friends. The image to the left will mean something to them and those that knew us. Talking with these guys again was damn cool. We are all older and have gone our separate ways. Only one of us is still in the military (WTF Javy?) Even though many years have gone by since I last talked to these guys, about 9 in one case, it was like no time had passed at all. They were my only family while away from my family. We worked together, lived together, drank, chased women, got in trouble, and pretty much anything else you can imagine we did together. (except that you homo's)

Now that we are all back in touch, I will have to make us an online place to meet and share pics so we can all do a better job keeping up with each others lives.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

My Newest Magazine Ad

Well I haven't posted any work lately as work as been hectic lately. Here is an ad I designed for Advanced Recovery Center (arc-hope.com)

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

France Reclaims its Balls

I must say, for quite some time I have thought of France as a big whiny liberal cess pool. The new President however is quickly changing my viewpoint. Here is a little excerpt from his latest speech:

France will remain engaged in Afghanistan for as long as it takes, because what is at stake in that country is the very future of our values and that of the Atlantic alliance," Sarkozy said. "Failure is not an option. Terrorism will not prevail. For democracies are not entitled to be weak, and because we, the free world, are not afraid of this new barbarism. And because of that, America can count on France in its battle on terror."

On how he feels about America, he had this to say:

He also spoke emotionally in the toast of American sacrifices in liberating France from Nazi occupation in World War II and vowed that "never will any French man or woman forget that."

Sarkozy said: "In my country there are thousands upon thousands of white crosses to remember those men who didn't know France, and yet who came to die on French soil. And I want to tell you that whenever a U.S. soldier dies anywhere in the world, I think of what the . . . American army and Americans have done for us."

After reading that, I got a tear in my eye. Its nice for a European Country to recognize the things that the US had done and is doing for the world.

Thank You Mr. Sarkozy, for remembering what our Countries have done for each other.



Friday, November 2, 2007

Lunatics on the Radio

This rant is for a lady with a mental disorder....the liberal Randi Rhodes. This lady is a complete freak and has no business talking to thousands of people on the radio. She belongs in a mental institution.

Last night she had another would be mental patient on her show, Naomi Wolf. Talk about a case of paranoia. This lady actually thinks America is going to turn into a fascist state like Nazi Germany. She even wrote a book detailing all the "steps" we have taken and she "loses sleep each night with worry". Its no wonder Steven Colbert basically laughed her off his show, but she has found warm welcome with fellow mental case Randi.

Naomi seems to think that Blackwater is filled with agents from other countries that thrive on brutal torture and it won't be long before they start acting on the public to control us. Hello, we have guns in the general populace too! Do you really think all the gun totin' people of this great country would stand for any actions you are describing? Furthermore, Blackwater is comprised of highly trained ex US Special Forces Soldiers, not some freaky Gulag wannabes.

Naomi Wolf really needs help, some meds or something because paranoia is contagious and she has it bad. Randi is not as severe a case, but she enables this kind of behavior so maybe something like shock therapy would help her realize she has a wacked out perspective on reality, as do most libs.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Hmmmm

(Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

This is a little bit different than my usual, but it's a football topic this time. I'm a huge Detroit Lion fan and I'm starting to wonder when they are going to start getting the credit they deserve. What am I griping about you may wonder? It is the Lions after all! Yes, I know they still aren't great. But they have now won 5 games. When you read the reviews about them though, they act like it was because the other team did not play well, or seem to almost pass it off as luck. When they show the highlights of the game, they breeze through them with hardly any details at all. This wouldn't be a big deal except the other teams seem to get a lot more attention.

Now we have this mini stink going on about the score of the Pats and Skins game. Really, who cares if they were running up the score. My real gripe though is this was not an issue when the Eagles blew the Lions out a few weeks ago. Sure, the Lions scored more points than 7 but it was the Eagles led by more than 30 points and kept their first string in. So why the double standard there? Must be a slow news week....

Friday, October 26, 2007

The trouble with Dumbledore's Homosexuality

J.K. Rowling dropped a bombshell on Oct. 19th that Albus Dumbledore was gay. Not the happy go lucky type gay, the homosexual type gay. While this in itself is not a big deal, the manner in which it was told is. First, since she was not specific in her books about it readers had already formed their own opinions about Dumbledore and his private life. Now she is filling in the blanks our imagination is supposed to fill in.

From the fact she claims the clues were there in the books, mainly the final in the series, should we go on to further deduce that was he not only gay, but a boy lover as well? Lets examine this theory a little. What if we were to make further deductions from the story that make him a much more evil character.

1. M. Jackson created Neverland Ranch and always wanted to have young boys around.
2. Most child sex offenders live near schools or parks so they have access to children.

Dumbledore was first a teacher, then the headmaster at Hogwarts. He refused the nomination several times to be the Minister of Magic, an office of highest power. He claims it was because he was power hungry and not to be trusted. Could the truth be that he did not want to remove himself from children? Or is it because being gay, he liked being referred to as "headmaster"?

His first "love" happened when he was younger, and ended very badly. Could this have scarred him to the point where he could only find attraction to young boys?

Males of every species have certain needs that need to....ahem...be taken care of. If he had no other adult lover in his life as we are led to believe, how many Hogwart's students became victims of unwanted attention from the powerful "affectionate" headmaster?

He often watched Harry, and kept him close whenever possible. In the last book, they took some private trips for two together, and spent lots of after hours time in his study!

What dark secrets did Rita Skeeter really write about in her book? Did she discover the horrible truth about a child predator within Hogwart's walls?

So if we were to deduce that Dumbledore was gay from the subtle clues J.K. left, are we to further deduce that not only was he gay, but liked them a little young as well?

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The California Fires

OK, so fires are burning up the forests in Cali. Not cool as many people are losing everything. Why is this disaster different than the Katrina one? Easy, the people in Cali actually listen to the evacuation order so not many have been injured or died. Also, the community has pulled together and rather than take a bail me out government liberal attitude, they are taking action for themselves.

To hear the politics behind this is maddening. Why is something as mundane as forest fires suddenly being politicized? It's ridiculous to say some of the things that are being said. Here are the top hits:

1. Cause of fire is global warming. Stated on the Senate floor then denied 6 minutes later by Harry Reed. How can you deny something you said 6 minutes prior??? Did he forget already?

2. The National Guard can't help because most of them are in Iraq.

What? How could they help anyway? The fires are moving so fast if they tried to stand in front of it to fight it they would become crispy critters. Not to mention how they pulled 800 troops from border patrol for no apparent reason.

I'm just glad to see people are catching on to the tactics of the libs and the drive by media. Now we just need to start standing up to them so they fade away.

As for global warming.....c'mon......really??? Everything that is happening now weather wise has happened in the past. And for those who say the oceans are going to rise 20+ feet when the polar ice caps melt....

The ice caps are floating in the ocean. A solid object in liquid will displace the same amount of water as if that solid became liquid.

To dumb it down for you that want to believe the hype. Fill a glass with ice and water. Mark the water level on the outside of the glass. The water is the oceans, and the ice is the polar ice caps. Let the ice melt, "global warming"......look at the level of the water......gasp! It didn't move!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Old but Funny

I love this.


Monday, October 22, 2007

My Mom

I took this picture before my little brother left for Army Basic Training. This was just before my Dad, Me, and my two younger Brothers went up north for a weekend of fishing. Mom wanted to go I think, but elected to stay home so the guys could have a weekend together.



Thursday, October 18, 2007

Thursday Rants

Dear China,

Do you really think the average American cares that you are "furious" about us giving an award to the Dalai Lama? Your country is one of the worst in the world when it comes to human rights, so do you think your opinion matters?

Stop trade with us, who is it going to hurt more. The trade agreements are so lopsided in your favor that other than having to find new products to buy to replace those that come from China I don't see a problem. Besides, do we really want to have good relations with a country that uses child labor and harmful lead paint in children's toys?


Dear Maine,

Congrats on helping your children become whores. I'm so proud of the liberal movement. What an achievement. The day I consent to my 11 year old girl getting birth control from school without me being notified is the day I die.

Who in their right mind allows their 11 year old to be in a position that she/he can have sex? What kind of parent are you? How can this activity go on in schools? What are the teachers doing? If they can get away with sex on school grounds during school, what else are they doing?

Rather than spend money for pills and condoms, hire more staff to prevent the behavior. Have a counselor the CHILD can talk to about wanting to have sex, so he/she can talk her out of it.

Passing these items out does not decrease teen pregnancy. It increases promiscuity, which increases the risk of not only pregnancy, but disease. We should be preserving our children's innocence, not promoting rampant sexual behavior by kids.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

My rant of the day

Many things are bugging me about American society lately.

1. Social health care: If it was so great, Canadians would not be going to New York to see a doc. Who wants to wait up to three years for an initial consultation? Look to the Netherlands that have had a social health care system in place longer than anyone. Genocide and patricide are the norm, so don't say it won't happen here.

2. Liberals. Yes, liberals. Basically everything about them, from their twisted view points to the need to make everyone PC. Freedom of speech means freedom of speech. It might be mean, it might offend, but it is free speech. Hate Speech???? Get out of here. It is little more than something the liberal front hates, and now its against the law......

3. Making Facebook/Myspace secure: What? Since when should it be a business owners responsibility to ensure that children are not doing something they aren't supposed to? Shouldn't it be the parents that make these things more secure by monitoring what it is their kids are doing and who they are talking to online?

4. People that don't understand the terrorists HATE you. Your not Muslim, your not Islamic. You suck. You are a blasphemy and must either convert or die. If we leave Iraq, they won't stay over there, they will follow us here. I would rather the war be on foreign soil rather than in my backyard. WAKE UP SHEEPLE, quit believing the hype and realize that you can not talk things over with religious zealots. They hate you and everything about our country. Osama himself said he will not stop until we give up democracy and embrace Islam. Get a clue already.

OK, I'm done ranting for now. Sorry about that.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Just another shot

Well, its another Monday. It got a little warmer today, but the rain still persists. Here is another shot from my last shoot. The buildings are a little crooked, next time I will have to remember to bring my level along.




Saturday, October 13, 2007

Photo for the DEA

I got a phone call last week and the guy wondered if I could do a night time skyline shot and put their logo on it as a going away present. As the conversation went on I was told that they were actually the DEA. As guys rotate out of the city they thought it would be cool to have a photo with their badge in it matted and framed.

Well, after I took some shots I was told they were going with a photo that an agent there had because it was free. It's to bad though, because he sent me the shot they were using and it does not have enough resolution to print at the size they intend to print it at.

Here is my vision of what it should be. I liked the gritty feel of this photo. I think it tells the story of what it is the DEA does, and how they do it without the general public even being aware of it. Until now, I did not even know we had a unit here in GR.

The tech stuff:

D200
18-70mm lens @ 18mm
F11
20 second exposure
Shot on tripod with M36 cable release


How Things Change

I have been neglecting my blogging for quite awhile now. My career has changed dramatically from my last post. I went through a dry period and watched my funds slowly shrink. I started seeing the need to take a "real" job and lucky for me I had a buddy that was going to help me get work as a dock worker for a sizable trucking company. The pay was decent and the hours would have worked well for me. After passing the drug test, getting hired, and filling out my W2's I was stuck waiting for a start date.

One afternoon my phone rings and its a fella asking if I was still interested in the graphic design job that I had applied for over a month prior. Because I was applying all over the country I asked him to fill me in on what company they were, and the job description. As soon as he started telling me about it I remembered it as being one of the jobs I really wanted. He asked if I could come in for an interview that afternoon. To make a longer story short, I went in and kicked ass. He liked me and my work, and after a phone call that evening to lock in my salary I started working the very next day. The trucking company called me two days later with a start date, but of course I had to turn them down. I guess it was lucky they strung me along for three weeks or I might not have gotten the call for the design job that I really wanted.

So now I'm the "Creative Services Coordinator" for Progressive Distribution. We run catalog and ecommerce sites for big companies so they don't have to. We take care of everything from customer service to shipping out the product. I am responsible for all the site updates, email blasts, any graphic design work needed, and the new product photography. So I get to do the three things I enjoy everyday.

Some of the clients I work with are goldsgear.com, sourceperrier.com and our newest client is going to be Tracy Reese. Work on her site will be starting next week, and I'm looking forward to it.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Tao of Inspiraton and Design

This comes from Bruce Mau Design. I really liked it and found it to be inspiring to my work, so I thought I would share it with all of you.

An Incomplete Manifesto for Growth

Written in 1998, the Incomplete Manifesto is an articulation of statements that exemplify Bruce Mau's beliefs, motivations and strategies. It also articulates how the BMD studio works.

1. Allow events to change you. You have to be willing to grow. Growth is different from something that happens to you. You produce it. You live it. The prerequisites for growth: the openness to experience events and the willingness to be changed by them.

2. Forget about good. Good is a known quantity. Good is what we all agree on. Growth is not necessarily good. Growth is an exploration of unlit recesses that may or may not yield to our research. As long as you stick to good you'll never have real growth.

3. Process is more important than outcome. When the outcome drives the process we will only ever go to where we've already been. If process drives outcome we may not know where we’re going, but we will know we want to be there.

4. Love your experiments (as you would an ugly child). Joy is the engine of growth. Exploit the liberty in casting your work as beautiful experiments, iterations, attempts, trials, and errors. Take the long view and allow yourself the fun of failure every day.

5. Go deep. The deeper you go the more likely you will discover something of value.

6. Capture accidents. The wrong answer is the right answer in search of a different question. Collect wrong answers as part of the process. Ask different questions.

7. Study. A studio is a place of study. Use the necessity of production as an excuse to study. Everyone will benefit.

8. Drift. Allow yourself to wander aimlessly. Explore adjacencies. Lack judgment. Postpone criticism.

9. Begin anywhere. John Cage tells us that not knowing where to begin is a common form of paralysis. His advice: begin anywhere.

10. Everyone is a leader. Growth happens. Whenever it does, allow it to emerge. Learn to follow when it makes sense. Let anyone lead.

11. Harvest ideas. Edit applications. Ideas need a dynamic, fluid, generous environment to sustain life. Applications, on the other hand, benefit from critical rigor. Produce a high ratio of ideas to applications.

12. Keep moving. The market and its operations have a tendency to reinforce success. Resist it. Allow failure and migration to be part of your practice.

13. Slow down. Desynchronize from standard time frames and surprising opportunities may present themselves.

14. Don’t be cool. Cool is conservative fear dressed in black. Free yourself from limits of this sort.

15. Ask stupid questions. Growth is fueled by desire and innocence. Assess the answer, not the question. Imagine learning throughout your life at the rate of an infant.

16. Collaborate. The space between people working together is filled with conflict, friction, strife, exhilaration, delight, and vast creative potential.

17. ____________________. Intentionally left blank. Allow space for the ideas you haven’t had yet, and for the ideas of others.

18. Stay up late. Strange things happen when you’ve gone too far, been up too long, worked too hard, and you're separated from the rest of the world.

19. Work the metaphor. Every object has the capacity to stand for something other than what is apparent. Work on what it stands for.

20. Be careful to take risks. Time is genetic. Today is the child of yesterday and the parent of tomorrow. The work you produce today will create your future.

21. Repeat yourself. If you like it, do it again. If you don’t like it, do it again.

22. Make your own tools. Hybridize your tools in order to build unique things. Even simple tools that are your own can yield entirely new avenues of exploration. Remember, tools amplify our capacities, so even a small tool can make a big difference.

23. Stand on someone’s shoulders. You can travel farther carried on the accomplishments of those who came before you. And the view is so much better.

24. Avoid software. The problem with software is that everyone has it.

25. Don’t clean your desk. You might find something in the morning that you can’t see tonight.

26. Don’t enter awards competitions. Just don’t. It’s not good for you.

27. Read only left-hand pages. Marshall McLuhan did this. By decreasing the amount of information, we leave room for what he called our "noodle."

28. Make new words. Expand the lexicon. The new conditions demand a new way of thinking. The thinking demands new forms of expression. The expression generates new conditions.

29. Think with your mind. Forget technology. Creativity is not device-dependent.

30. Organization = Liberty. Real innovation in design, or any other field, happens in context. That context is usually some form of cooperatively managed enterprise. Frank Gehry, for instance, is only able to realize Bilbao because his studio can deliver it on budget. The myth of a split between "creatives" and "suits" is what Leonard Cohen calls a 'charming artifact of the past.'

31. Don’t borrow money. Once again, Frank Gehry’s advice. By maintaining financial control, we maintain creative control. It’s not exactly rocket science, but it’s surprising how hard it is to maintain this discipline, and how many have failed.

32. Listen carefully. Every collaborator who enters our orbit brings with him or her a world more strange and complex than any we could ever hope to imagine. By listening to the details and the subtlety of their needs, desires, or ambitions, we fold their world onto our own. Neither party will ever be the same.

33. Take field trips. The bandwidth of the world is greater than that of your TV set, or the Internet, or even a totally immersive, interactive, dynamically rendered, object-oriented, real-time, computer graphic–simulated environment.

34. Make mistakes faster. This isn’t my idea -- I borrowed it. I think it belongs to Andy Grove.

35. Imitate. Don’t be shy about it. Try to get as close as you can. You'll never get all the way, and the separation might be truly remarkable. We have only to look to Richard Hamilton and his version of Marcel Duchamp’s large glass to see how rich, discredited, and underused imitation is as a technique.

36. Scat. When you forget the words, do what Ella did: make up something else ... but not words.

37. Break it, stretch it, bend it, crush it, crack it, fold it.

38. Explore the other edge. Great liberty exists when we avoid trying to run with the technological pack. We can’t find the leading edge because it’s trampled underfoot. Try using old-tech equipment made obsolete by an economic cycle but still rich with potential.

39. Coffee breaks, cab rides, green rooms. Real growth often happens outside of where we intend it to, in the interstitial spaces -- what Dr. Seuss calls "the waiting place." Hans Ulrich Obrist once organized a science and art conference with all of the infrastructure of a conference -- the parties, chats, lunches, airport arrivals — but with no actual conference. Apparently it was hugely successful and spawned many ongoing collaborations.

40. Avoid fields. Jump fences. Disciplinary boundaries and regulatory regimes are attempts to control the wilding of creative life. They are often understandable efforts to order what are manifold, complex, evolutionary processes. Our job is to jump the fences and cross the fields.

41. Laugh. People visiting the studio often comment on how much we laugh. Since I've become aware of this, I use it as a barometer of how comfortably we are expressing ourselves.

42. Remember. Growth is only possible as a product of history. Without memory, innovation is merely novelty. History gives growth a direction. But a memory is never perfect. Every memory is a degraded or composite image of a previous moment or event. That’s what makes us aware of its quality as a past and not a present. It means that every memory is new, a partial construct different from its source, and, as such, a potential for growth itself.

43. Power to the people. Play can only happen when people feel they have control over their lives. We can't be free agents if we’re not free.

Monday, March 5, 2007

The Ball is Almost Rolling

After bailing on the last "great job prospect" because it turned out to be nothing more than hype I focused on getting my own freelance gig rolling. It is amazing how many doors the right job can open. After revamping a web site for a large well established rehab center they hired me on to do their first magazine ad. They loved it so much they put me in "charge" of all their advertising. The ad I made is now going to be in a second magazine, and after talking with the fella that works over there he wants to use me as a freelance ad guy for them. So this one job has opened up referral work from two different magazines. Now that ball just needs to start rolling down the (hopefully) long and never ending hill.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Back Up and Running

Wow, what a stressful week. My computer died and I lost a whole bunch of stuff. Something like this can make you a firm believer in backing files up on a second hard drive! I can say the computer upgrade is nice though. I went from 512 ram, 60 gig hd, and a pentium 4 to a whopping 2 gigs of ram, 110 gig hd, and a dual core processor. I can have the entire Adobe Creative Suite open and work with large files and not notice any lag. Ahhhh, so nice.

I'm also happy because my first magazine ad will be published in Wellness Magazine for their March edition. If you happen to see one laying around look for the Advanced Recovery Center Ad.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Craigslist: Free Design Work

While Reading in the HOW design forum the other day I came across a thread posted by a fellow designer. He found this great post on Craigslist by an unknown author. Many of the designers are posting this to their blogs to help educate other designers, clients, and the general public.

It is a bit long, but a great read. So without any further build up, here it is.

Every day, there are more and more CL posts seeking "artists" for everything from auto graphics to comic books to corporate logo designs. More people are finding themselves in need of some form of illustrative service.

But what they're NOT doing, unfortunately, is realizing how rare someone with these particular talents can be.

To those who are "seeking artists", let me ask you; How many people do you know, personally, with the talent and skill to perform the services you need? A dozen? Five? One? ...none?

More than likely, you don't know any. Otherwise, you wouldn't be posting on craigslist to find them.

And this is not really a surprise.

In this country, there are almost twice as many neurosurgeons as there are professional illustrators. There are eleven times as many certified mechanics. There are SEVENTY times as many people in the IT field.

So, given that they are less rare, and therefore less in demand, would it make sense to ask your mechanic to work on your car for free? Would you look him in the eye, with a straight face, and tell him that his compensation would be the ability to have his work shown to others as you drive down the street?

Would you offer a neurosurgeon the "opportunity" to add your name to his resume as payment for removing that pesky tumor? (Maybe you could offer him "a few bucks" for "materials". What a deal!)

Would you be able to seriously even CONSIDER offering your web hosting service the chance to have people see their work, by viewing your website, as their payment for hosting you?

If you answered "yes" to ANY of the above, you're obviously insane. If you answered "no", then kudos to you for living in the real world.

But then tell me... why would you think it is okay to live out the same, delusional, ridiculous fantasy when seeking someone whose abilities are even less in supply than these folks?

Graphic artists, illustrators, painters, etc., are skilled tradesmen. As such, to consider them as, or deal with them as, anything less than professionals fully deserving of your respect is both insulting and a bad reflection on you as a sane, reasonable person. In short, it makes you look like a twit.

A few things you need to know;

1. It is not a "great opportunity" for an artist to have his work seen on your car/'zine/website/bedroom wall, etc. It IS a "great opportunity" for YOU to have their work there.

2. It is not clever to seek a "student" or "beginner" in an attempt to get work for free. It's ignorant and insulting. They may be "students", but that does not mean they don't deserve to be paid for their hard work. You were a "student" once, too. Would you have taken that job at McDonalds with no pay, because you were learning essential job skills for the real world? Yes, your proposition it JUST as stupid.

3. The chance to have their name on something that is going to be seen by other people, whether it's one or one million, is NOT a valid enticement. Neither is the right to add that work to their "portfolio". They get to do those things ANYWAY, after being paid as they should. It's not compensation. It's their right, and it's a given.

4. Stop thinking that you're giving them some great chance to work. Once they skip over your silly ad, as they should, the next ad is usually for someone who lives in the real world, and as such, will pay them. There are far more jobs needing these skills than there are people who possess these skills.

5. Students DO need "experience". But they do NOT need to get it by giving their work away. In fact, this does not even offer them the experience they need. Anyone who will not/can not pay them is obviously the type of person or business they should be ashamed to have on their resume anyway. Do you think professional contractors list the "experience" they got while nailing down a loose step at their grandmother's house when they were seventeen?

If you your company or gig was worth listing as desired experience, it would be able to pay for the services it received. The only experience they will get doing free work for you is a lesson learned in what kinds of scrubs they should not lower themselves to deal with.

6. (This one is FOR the artists out there, please pay attention.) Some will ask you to "submit work for consideration". They may even be posing as some sort of "contest". These are almost always scams. They will take the work submitted by many artists seeking to win the "contest", or be "chosen" for the gig, and find what they like most. They will then usually have someone who works for them, or someone who works incredibly cheap because they have no originality or talent of their own, reproduce that same work, or even just make slight modifications to it, and claim it as their own. You will NOT be paid, you will NOT win the contest. The only people who win, here, are the underhanded folks who run these ads. This is speculative, or "spec", work. It's risky at best, and a complete scam at worst. I urge you to avoid it, completely. For more information on this subject, please visit www.no-spec.com.

So to artists/designers/illustrators looking for work, do everyone a favor, ESPECIALLY yourselves, and avoid people who do not intend to pay you. Whether they are "spec" gigs, or just some guy who wants a free mural on his living room walls. They need you. You do NOT need them.

And for those who are looking for someone to do work for free... please wake up and join the real world. The only thing you're accomplishing is to insult those with the skills you need. Get a clue.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Slowly but Surely

Well still no contact with the Tax Site owner, but she has been billed at least. The great news is I just landed a nice web site job for a high profile rehab center. It should be an interesting project and the best part is the clients are easy to work with.

**Sea Monkey Update**
To those who care about my sea monkeys and how they are fairing. Well it took several weeks but I now have a nice colony. About twenty of the little fellas are swimming around and growing.

Friday, January 12, 2007

All work and no Pay?

Well, I've been working on a web site for an accounting company. A nightmare job by all counts. Absolutely no input from the client, low paying job, and I can not even get in touch with the client to answer pretty important questions. Sheesh, talk about winging it.

Then, another client that was in the market for two web sites and was actually paying well decides to put the project on hold for awhile longer. Hmmmm, anyone care to pay my rent for me next month as I may be a little short?

On the plus side of things, my computer crashed not once, but twice. I think I managed to fix the problem. Looks like it was some bad spots on my hard drive that scan disk was able to correct. Thank God for that. My power supply is bad though. I actually have to put something under the power cord to put upwards pressure on it where it connects to my laptop, or it won't charge the battery. Weird huh?

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Been Awhile

Wow, where do the days go? It has been quite some time since I posted some ramblings here. The holidays came and went, got to visit with the family. The new job is starting to get rolling. In fact, lots of work is on the horizon.

On the plus side, lots of work is coming, on the negative side, I feel like I have to compromise my personal design values as it is mainly small companies that are happy with a rinky dink web site rather than a visual piece of work. So the boss man wants low bids to not freak out customers who will be purchasing other services from our company. So I have to make "basic" sites for now and if they want more it will be charged as add ons. I really don't like working like that but at the same time if I'm doing 3 to 4 web sites a week from 300 to 500 each that is not to bad money wise. Especially since the funds are getting low after a half a year lay off. One thing I did learn is if you work for a company as the only design person, and they have lots of salespeople out hitting the streets web and graphic design jobs come flying in the door. Interesting.....very very interesting.